Society For The

Execution & Eradication

Of Fleas

It has come to our attention that one of the greatest dangers to our canine companions is the exponential expansion of a deadly enemy...canus fleaus.  The common dog flea.  In order to meet this threat head-on, it must be attacked at its source.  Someone must raise the alarm and it has fallen to us to do so.  We cannot shirk our duty.

Flea control begins in your neighborhood and your home!   The fleas must know that we will never rest until the last one is dead and our furry friends are flea free.  In order to ensure victory, we must fight them in our homes, driving them from carpets, couches and recliners!  Then on to our surrounding yards, never yielding an inch, driving the flea before us until our neighborhood is safe from infection.


Save your canine companion from vicious attack fleas!

Involve your neighbors!  Protect your pets!   Never forget that the only good flea is a dead flea!

"An ancient enemy is back.  The scourge of the middle ages now threatens our homeland ."   states a press release from the Flea Division of Homeland Security.    Fleas spread the Black Plague in Europe.  Today, they may also carry the Hanta Virus, 4 Corners Disease and Ebola around the globe.  Patriotic citizens must unite to eradicate this menace.  Take the first step to ensure that fleas flee!  It all starts with a single household! 

"Until all fleas flee, no man or dog is safe!"

Keep our dogs  safe.  Spread the word about  the campaign being waged against this insidious invader.  Visit our merchandise page today.