How To Join S*E*E*R

Society For The Execution & Eradication Of Fleas

The time has come. You're tired of fighting the fleas for your bed and chair, listening to your canine companion whimper piteously as the attack fleas have their way with him - or her - and scratching almost as much as your dog. Something has to be done!

You're ready to join the fight, to become a Warrior in the ongoing struggle to free the world from fleas! How, you ask, do you become a member of S*E*E*R?

Joining is as simple as it gets. Click the PayPal button below. Your card will be charged a one-time amount of $1.99.

Once payment is complete, you'll receive an email with a download link for your 16" x 24" portrait format certificate poster. Print it small on your home printer or large at your favorite print shop — either way it's ready for framing.

Your name will also be added to our permanent Wall of Warriors.

The certificate poster identifies you as a lifetime member of S*E*E*R with authorization in perpetuity to combat fleas by any appropriate method in the execution and eradication of fleas, whenever and wherever they may be found. Approved methods include, but aren't limited to: pans of water to drown the little buggers, flea sprays, flea collars, salt, baking soda, borax and Sevin dust. Alternative methods including beneficial nematodes (but they can't be used around Sevin dust) and fire ants (effective but with undesirable side effects) are also permitted.

Don't wait — join the fight today! Click the Buy Now button! Claim your place among the Warriors!

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